February 2012
a to zi: fallingintothedenouement:... →
fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of…
emmamesk:
i had a dream that i stole a whole bunch of trinkets from a trinket store and that i got away with it but then i started crying because i was scared i would eventually get caught and be taken to jail like that other girl who stole things. (i don’t know who she was..)
i just wanted trinkets!
me: i need to tell you... i'm a beer snob.
suz: i like smirnoff ice!
insurance approved my breast reduction.
O.O
thesoundofthesun asked: You are dating a tiny elephant. and I thought that paint thing was going to be something sweet for me.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
louiswalsh:
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
blanketgirl asked: You better stop that book learning before you have to support me and my food blog.
wecouldstartaruckus asked: Daddy's so science-y and smart, talkin' about cells. Aww :_)
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The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
fyeahlilbitoeverything:
captaindove:
#i nearly threw up when i looked at this #SPACE IS SCARY
There is so much beauty in the universe.
tyleroakley:
snookidoughicecream:
In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
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